The Blonde and the Casino

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
Then a very attractive blonde woman arrived.
She bet twenty thousand pounds (£20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m undressed.”
With that, she started slowly removing her outer clothing.
Soon she was dressed only in her bra, stockings, girdle and knickers.
She blushed shyly, and then stepped forward and rolled the dice.
Suddenly she yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
She danced around excitedly in circles.
Then the dice came to a stop.
Instantly she jumped up and down and squealed…”YES! YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers, and kissed them on their cheeks.
Then she picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other, dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know, – I thought you were watching.”
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* The Moral?
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*- Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.