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Too Late

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches.  When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.  After being referred from one specialist to … [Read more...]

The Hypnotist

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

A woman comes home in high spirits. She tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years?" "What about them?" he asks. "Well, they're gone," she says, with a big grin on her face. "No more headaches?" the husband … [Read more...]

Underpants Surprise

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

It had not been a very successful period of time for the couple. Marriage had been less than satisfying for her. One day the husband took a pair of his favourite, soft, white, cotton underpants out of his underwear drawer. When he shook them out a … [Read more...]

The Blonde and the Casino

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. Then a very attractive blonde woman arrived. She bet twenty thousand pounds (£20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm … [Read more...]

Jennifer’s Surprise

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

Jennifer is rather a simple, naive girl. One day she runs home from playing and says to her Dad, "Look, Daddy, Peter gave me 10p just to walk up a ladder". Her Dad says, "Foolish girl. Didn't you realise he just wanted to see your knickers! Don't … [Read more...]

Wedding Night Excitement

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

A Chinese couple get married - and they are both virgins. On the wedding night, she undresses and gets into bed. Her lovely big white panties are her only protection. She trembles in anticipation under the bed sheets. She watches her … [Read more...]

A Good Time

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

A couple were invited to a swanky, Halloween, masked fancy dress, family party. The wife got a headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to go to bed, and … [Read more...]

Bill Gates decides….

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

Eventually Bill Gates is asked to 'decide': "Well, Bill," said God.  "I'm really confused on this one.  I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell!  After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the … [Read more...]

Heavenly knickers

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

Three men passed away on Christmas Eve. At the Pearly Gates they were met by Saint Peter. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas, to get into Heaven." The first man fumbled … [Read more...]

Isn’t it the truth?

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

At a recent computer expo.  (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry, and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles … [Read more...]

Take her knickers down

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

One night John takes his girlfriend home.  Whilst they are kissing each other goodnight at the front door they both start to feel really aroused.  With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall, and smiling, he says to her,  … [Read more...]

Who brews the coffee

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

Husband and wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, " You are in charge … [Read more...]

I’d love to be eight again

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. “I'd love to be eight again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early.  He bathed her, dried her, and talced her all over.  He helped her put on her favourite vest and … [Read more...]

Catholic girls

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter who greets the first girl. "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly … [Read more...]

U.S. Naval Ship Transcript

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a U.S. Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert … [Read more...]

Quality Control

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

A fellow goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex.  The foreman takes him around the factory and shows him all the machinery, and then finally offers him the job. “What will the role entail exactly?” asks the interviewee.  “Well,” … [Read more...]

Nightmare

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came home from work, and guessed that his wife was asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh, I know." He … [Read more...]

Three Couples

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly married couple, wanted to join the church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for a four-week period". The … [Read more...]

The Lesbian

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

A lesbian went to see the doctor for a check up. Afterwards, the doctor said she was in very good condition and complimented her on the cleanliness of her vagina. "It should be clean doctor," she said, "I have a woman in twice a week." … [Read more...]

These people are out there!

January 22, 2017 by Auntie Rosemarie

This is the actual recorded dialogue of a former Customer Support Technician from WordPerfect "Richard Hall. Computer Assistance. May I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just … [Read more...]

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